Don’t let the baby blues fool you! What a goose egg! Emergency room visit went good, he didn’t have signs of concussion or damage. He was squawking and hollering as usual during the one hour observation. BUT the sound of his head hitting the edge of kitchen table WAS MOTHER FUCKING HORRIFIC. Then, came the instantaneous black and blue blood hematoma to the impact site. It stood two inches off his forehead and oozed a little blood. Mrs. D scooped me off the floor and told me to calm down. I freaked the frick out, no lie. I ain’t denying it.
Thank you Mrs. D for keeping me in check. I know I’ll have to keep you in check tonight when we both cry softly at the days traumatic events. It’s okay. Mr. Maxakatrillion is ok.